Hubdinlunnil is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, cheerful otter.

Hubdinlunnil created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Hubdinlunnil, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hubdinlunnil, he will torture you forever.

Hubdinlunnil's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Hubdinlunnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

3. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.