Tomhatfub is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, prudent otter.

Tomhatfub created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tomhatfub, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tomhatfub, it will send you a sign.

Tomhatfub's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Tomhatfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never record names.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Never discuss photosynthesis in public assemblies.