Rotafloop is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, astonishing raven.

Rotafloop created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotafloop, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rotafloop, he will curse you with boils.

Rotafloop's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Rotafloop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help pigs in need.

2. Always store bread above ground.

3. Never curse while facing north.

4. Run away from cyan dogs, for they are unholy.

5. Do not stand on grass.