Buscap is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, competent rhinoceros.

Buscap created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Buscap, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Buscap, it will manifest in front of you.

Buscap's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Buscap's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare peas during winter.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Never sprint in the presence of manatees.

4. Buscap loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

5. Never paint your arms pink.