Ciss is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ill-tempered scorpion.

Ciss created tapeworms eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ciss, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ciss, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Ciss' most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Ciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about special relativity.

2. Never speak aloud of names.

3. Do not keep eight badgers in a large pit.

4. Never think ill of sick sharks.

5. Never discuss amino acids in public assemblies.