Boptailpit is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, benevolent manatee.

Boptailpit created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Boptailpit, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Boptailpit, she will turn you into a mouse.

Boptailpit's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Boptailpit's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.

4. Never gather six manatees near bridges.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.