Miplidkom is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, benevolent wren.

Miplidkom created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Miplidkom, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Miplidkom, she will strike you with lightening.

Miplidkom's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Miplidkom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place coconuts upon stone.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force near tapirs while wearing black ear rings and balancing six aluminium spheres on your head.

4. You must never eat bananas.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.