Hunhatsagpan is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, overgenerous crow.

Hunhatsagpan created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hunhatsagpan, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hunhatsagpan, he will turn you into a dog.

Hunhatsagpan's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Hunhatsagpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from stone.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not study chlorophyll on holy days.

5. Do not contemplate electromagnetism during the night.