Mityarptam is a god.

It takes the form of a large, vain jellyfish.

Mityarptam created Mount Everest eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Mityarptam, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mityarptam, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Mityarptam's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Mityarptam's Holy Commandments

1. Mityarptam loves moths, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Mityarptam in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never speak of chaos in the presence of elders.

5. Do not dye your hair mauve.