Yarlnegflis is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, self-confident pig.

Yarlnegflis created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarlnegflis, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yarlnegflis, she will laugh at you.

Yarlnegflis' most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Yarlnegflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume cucumbers at dawn.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

3. Never think about enzymes.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.