Bumgubnurtdog is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, sapient pig.

Bumgubnurtdog created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumgubnurtdog, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bumgubnurtdog, she will curse you with boils.

Bumgubnurtdog's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Bumgubnurtdog's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never discuss chlorophyll in public assemblies.

3. Never feed oranges to ants while wearing coats.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not step barefoot upon yellow earth.