Fagstafdum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, duplicitous rat.

Fagstafdum created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagstafdum, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fagstafdum, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Fagstafdum's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Fagstafdum's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse blood with water.

2. Never adorn your chest with mauve markings.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Worship no other gods but Fagstafdum.

5. Never wear white corsets on sacred days.