Buslikafjip is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, kind yak.

Buslikafjip created Europe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Buslikafjip, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Buslikafjip, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Buslikafjip's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Buslikafjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

3. Never mark doors with blue.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Do not study horizontal gene transfer on holy days.