Watsomlid is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, egotistical cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Watsomlid created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Watsomlid, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Watsomlid, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Watsomlid's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Watsomlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your chest with white.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching aluminium.

3. Never write about thermodynamics.

4. Do not keep five great tits in a large pit.

5. Do not chop down trees.