Vintipgarhub is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, tiresome lion.

Vintipgarhub created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vintipgarhub, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vintipgarhub, she will boil you in a big pot.

Vintipgarhub's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Vintipgarhub's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

2. Do not kill ants.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching copper.

5. Never handle lead while unclean.