Lenzagsisnil is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, compassionate centaur.

Lenzagsisnil created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenzagsisnil, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lenzagsisnil, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Lenzagsisnil's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Lenzagsisnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not place tomatoes upon stone.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never talk about dark matter near rats while wearing green jumpers.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.