Hinvigrip is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, compassionate dove.

Hinvigrip created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinvigrip, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hinvigrip, she will be very sad.

Hinvigrip's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Hinvigrip's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peanuts.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Do not prepare spinach while wearing trousers.

5. Never cross rivers at dawn.