Queeg is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witty wolf.

Queeg created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queeg, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Queeg, it will turn you into a sheep.

Queeg's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Queeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Always count to four before sleeping.

4. Never point your face toward the north during prayer.

5. Learn six new languages a year.