Sakcatgepneg is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tiresome capybara.

Sakcatgepneg created energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sakcatgepneg, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sakcatgepneg, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Sakcatgepneg's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Sakcatgepneg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven copper sculptures of Sakcatgepneg on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not prepare gooseberries while filled with anger.

4. Do not travel during autumn.

5. Pray towards the east.