Rattapgov is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, fussy raccoon.

Rattapgov created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rattapgov, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rattapgov, he will not care at all.

Rattapgov's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Rattapgov's Holy Commandments

1. Always store tomatoes above ground.

2. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not keep six cats in a large pit.