Natwadsasflygadgub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, impressive weasel.

Natwadsasflygadgub created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natwadsasflygadgub, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Natwadsasflygadgub, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Natwadsasflygadgub's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Natwadsasflygadgub's Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Never remain prostrate at dawn.

4. Retreat if five grasshopers approach from the west.

5. Do not cook food in pots.