Tabrotnurl is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, omnipotent wolf.

Tabrotnurl created Asia six million years ago.

If you believe in Tabrotnurl, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tabrotnurl, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tabrotnurl's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Tabrotnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near dolphins while wearing violet shoes and balancing three silicon spheres on your chest.

3. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

4. Never paint your back indigo.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.