Wonlaphat is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, staggering troll.

Wonlaphat created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Wonlaphat, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wonlaphat, she will come to you in dreams.

Wonlaphat's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Wonlaphat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never remain bowed at dusk.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always wash your chest before prayer.

5. Never prepare peas during winter.