Lanhomfab is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, all-powerful toad.

Lanhomfab created oxygen nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lanhomfab, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lanhomfab, it will come to you in dreams.

Lanhomfab's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Lanhomfab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lanhomfab.

3. Never adorn your neck with orange markings.

4. Do not consume grapes at dawn.

5. Always help capybaras in need.