Nilliknab is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, humane pig.

Nilliknab created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nilliknab, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nilliknab, he will strike you with lightening.

Nilliknab's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Nilliknab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never feed lots of tomatoes to dolphins while wearing gray dresses.

4. Pray only in shadows.

5. Always count to five before sleeping.