Tifhinhim is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, proud dragon.

Tifhinhim created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tifhinhim, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tifhinhim, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tifhinhim's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Tifhinhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt eagles.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Do not take Tifhinhim's name in vain.

4. Always share tomatoes with strangers, but never with moths.

5. Do not contemplate quantum field theory during the night.