Gepgidyoggan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, smart slug.

Gepgidyoggan created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepgidyoggan, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gepgidyoggan, it will turn you into a worm.

Gepgidyoggan's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Gepgidyoggan's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix rice with oil.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never stain your head with indigo.

4. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.

5. Do not consume nuts at dawn.