Jigsomquill is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, resourceful squirrel.

Jigsomquill created parasitic wasps two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigsomquill, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jigsomquill, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Jigsomquill's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Jigsomquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow sheep to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Hide from pink dolphins for they are unholy.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching tin.

4. Never eat spinach on days of mourning.

5. Respect your elders.