Pagveentunwik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, all-powerful cobra.

Pagveentunwik created the planet Mars nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagveentunwik, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Pagveentunwik, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Pagveentunwik's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Pagveentunwik's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

3. Never speak aloud of secrets.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always help birds.