Sadqueeghon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, charitable centipede.

Sadqueeghon created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadqueeghon, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sadqueeghon, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sadqueeghon's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Sadqueeghon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always wear green.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never bounce near great tits.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.