Yarpapplam is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fast zebra.

Yarpapplam created water five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpapplam, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yarpapplam, she will turn you into a snail.

Yarpapplam's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Yarpapplam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place cucumbers upon stone.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not name children after doves.