Dudwabbass Gabwot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, almighty dingo.

Dudwabbass Gabwot created a charm quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudwabbass Gabwot, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dudwabbass Gabwot, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dudwabbass Gabwot's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Dudwabbass Gabwot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Dudwabbass Gabwot on top of all buildings.

2. Never remain kneeling at dusk.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Never speak of order in the presence of strangers.