Bodafdog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthinking newt.

Bodafdog created the planet Mars nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodafdog, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bodafdog, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bodafdog's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Bodafdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick snakes.

2. Never feed garlic to tortoises while wearing trousers.

3. Never speak at midnight.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Do not name children after grasshopers.