Wigragvig is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, emotional jackal.

Wigragvig created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wigragvig, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wigragvig, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Wigragvig's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Wigragvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. You must love Wigragvig.

3. Never handle titanium while unclean.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.