Nardudcut is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, effective pig.

Nardudcut created oxygen six million years ago.

If you believe in Nardudcut, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nardudcut, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nardudcut's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Nardudcut's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to four before sleeping.

2. Always wash your feet before prayer.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Heed all dreams.

5. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.