Larggedvog is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, annoying centaur.

Larggedvog created dark energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Larggedvog, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Larggedvog, he will turn you into a dog.

Larggedvog's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Larggedvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

3. Hide if five otters approach from the south.

4. Always count to eight before sleeping.

5. Do not covet oxen.