Cudbimwee is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, vain parrot.

Cudbimwee created a Higgs boson eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cudbimwee, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cudbimwee, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Cudbimwee's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Cudbimwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about gravity near voles while wearing yellow shirts and balancing four gold spheres on your face.

3. Never gather seven hamsters near walls.

4. Run away if eight doves approach from the north.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.