Tomruljen is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tiresome wolf.

Tomruljen created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomruljen, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tomruljen, he will have a low opinion of you.

Tomruljen's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Tomruljen's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

2. Never mention foxes.

3. Always wear plain stockings during rituals.

4. Never wear green boots on sacred days.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.