Jindinarp is a god.

It takes the form of a small, slow toad.

Jindinarp created tapeworms seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jindinarp, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jindinarp, it will turn you into a rock.

Jindinarp's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Jindinarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at doors at midnight.

2. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

3. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.