Cadtombud is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, almighty weasel.

Cadtombud created Mount Everest two million years ago.

If you believe in Cadtombud, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cadtombud, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cadtombud's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cadtombud's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of lentils to turtles while wearing mauve skirts.

2. Never allow whales to witness sacred rites.

3. Run away if five gulls approach from the south.

4. Retreat if seven geese approach from the west.

5. You must love Cadtombud.