Figfodcid is a god.

He takes the form of a small, impressive fairy.

Figfodcid created the planet Mars nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Figfodcid, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Figfodcid, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Figfodcid's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Figfodcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about pineapples.

2. Never adorn your feet with magenta markings.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Never play with disobedient children.