Sanontnill is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, omnipotent octopus.

Sanontnill created gold three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanontnill, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sanontnill, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sanontnill's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Sanontnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near porpoises while wearing cyan stockings and balancing four zinc spheres on your back.

5. Feed all hungry tortoises.