Vabtarg is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, quiet toad.

Vabtarg created a bottom quark two years ago.

If you believe in Vabtarg, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vabtarg, she will turn you into a hamster.

Vabtarg's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Vabtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never speak of balance in the presence of strangers.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never pour water over plants.