Tonkpidwad is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, able rhinoceros.

Tonkpidwad created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonkpidwad, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tonkpidwad, she will think nothing of it.

Tonkpidwad's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Tonkpidwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Tonkpidwad's name in vain.

2. Never point your arms toward the east during prayer.

3. Never allow whales to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

5. Always obey Tonkpidwad's priests.