Wonminshav is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witless otter.

Wonminshav created a charm quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonminshav, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wonminshav, he will think nothing of it.

Wonminshav's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Wonminshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of order in the presence of strangers.

2. Do not place oranges upon stone.

3. Always wear plain rings during rituals.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

5. Always wash your face before prayer.