Yamvedyogcinbellsand Quammobyog Flignelfad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, emotional dog.

Yamvedyogcinbellsand Quammobyog Flignelfad created a quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamvedyogcinbellsand Quammobyog Flignelfad, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yamvedyogcinbellsand Quammobyog Flignelfad, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Yamvedyogcinbellsand Quammobyog Flignelfad's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Yamvedyogcinbellsand Quammobyog Flignelfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of quantum mechanics near sacred fires.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never skip in the presence of elders.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Yamvedyogcinbellsand Quammobyog Flignelfad.