Shavtinstik Saglamquat Rulhuntad is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, caring lion.

Shavtinstik Saglamquat Rulhuntad created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavtinstik Saglamquat Rulhuntad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Shavtinstik Saglamquat Rulhuntad, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Shavtinstik Saglamquat Rulhuntad's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Shavtinstik Saglamquat Rulhuntad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.