Bafmotnel is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unjust zebra.

Bafmotnel created snails four million years ago.

If you believe in Bafmotnel, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bafmotnel, it will jump up and down on your head.

Bafmotnel's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Bafmotnel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Bafmotnel loves seals, so they must be respected.

4. Do not keep three mites in a large pit.

5. Do not step barefoot upon violet earth.