Beppibkad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, confident mongoose.

Beppibkad created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Beppibkad, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Beppibkad, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Beppibkad's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Beppibkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always remove rings before touching copper.