Quagaffudxingen Hubyokhap is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, happy dryad.

Quagaffudxingen Hubyokhap created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagaffudxingen Hubyokhap, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Quagaffudxingen Hubyokhap, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Quagaffudxingen Hubyokhap's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Quagaffudxingen Hubyokhap's Holy Commandments

1. Quagaffudxingen Hubyokhap loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

2. Never remain bowed at dawn.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always take life seriously.